r/AskReddit 5h ago

What's your thoughts on Border Patrol Chief, Greg Bovino, threatening consequences for referring to ICE as "Gestapo"?

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u/SneeKeeFahk 4h ago

He should read the definition

The Gestapo, short for Geheime Staatspolizei (Secret State Police), was the official secret police force of Nazi Germany and in German-occupied Europe during World War II. Established in 1933 by Hermann Göring, it was tasked with eliminating political opposition, enforcing Nazi ideology, and persecuting targeted groups such as Jews, Roma, homosexuals, communists, and other "enemies of the Reich."

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u/NecessaryPosition968 4h ago

In other words ice the NEW Gestapo!

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 4h ago

The new, but not really improved.

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u/grislyfind 4h ago

And not very secret.

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u/stufff 4h ago

They are not "secret" in that people don't know they exist, they are "secret" in that they operate out of the normal framework, are unchecked by traditional legal mechanisms, are not transparent about their motives or tactics or members, etc. ICE very much falls in line with a "secret police" force in those traditions.

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u/subnautus 3h ago

Agreed. The "secret" in Secret Service follows the same logic. It's not that nobody knows about them, it's that they don't follow traditional framework for law enforcement.

That said, the only "outside the traditional framework for law enforcement" which should exist when it comes to ICE is their role in customs inspections at ports of entry, and even then, that short leash should be a lot shorter than it is.

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u/jello1388 3h ago

CBP can handle customs just fine without ICE. Get rid of em.

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u/Rarglar 4h ago

So, ICE in every way is Gestapo. Got it

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u/Ooops2278 2h ago

Actually no.

The Gestapo was a functional government organisation with trained members that would investigate and punish political dissenters based on surveilance and domestic espionage. If you want to find a parallel look at the shadier sides of FBI or (de facto illegal because domestic) CIA operations or the privatised side (Palantir and co...).

ICE is just thugs. The are not properly trained. They are not there to be effective at anything. There job is just indiscriminately spreading terror on the streets to convince people that it is better to shut up and stop caring while giving the hateful morons something to cheer for (or get involved themselves).

If you want a nazi parallel, here you go.

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u/Haltheleon 1h ago

Yeah, as a historian of that period myself, the SA is the better comparison. That said, it seems like most people outside of academia haven't even heard of them, and in either case it's a pretty small terminological quibble.

ICE doesn't perfectly map onto any single Nazi apparatus, and all things considered I'm just glad people are finally making the connection at all.

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u/SecretaryNo8301 4h ago

But these Dumb ass USA Italians who went MAGA don’t know they’re next. My grandfather from Naples was considered brown when he came and bottom of the hire list! Catholics no good. Now the dumb 3-4 th generation think they’re on the in until they ain’t.. dopes. Get your allegiance right- our fathers fought Mussolini and hitler and now we must denounce Trump

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u/INFJcatqueen 4h ago

They used to detest Italians in this country. Lynched a bunch of them down in NOLA.

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u/Wise_Quality_5083 3h ago

And Irish. It’s crazy. This year’s majority was last year’s minority.

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u/subnautus 3h ago

In fairness, it's every group of immigrants that ever came to this country. Germans, Polish, Irish, Italians, Czechs, Chinese, Mexicans, Somalis, whatever. They don't even change the talking points. "Diseased, drunken, lazy criminals invading our country" could be talking about anyone.

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u/SisterGoldenHair75 3h ago

And just like now, less recent immigrants turned on more recent ones. My family is Sami (Laplander) and immigrated to Minnesota. The WASPs discriminated against the Norwegians who discriminated against the Finn who discriminated against the Sami. And they were all very, very white.

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u/Gasnia 4h ago

Some thing as the Irish in America's early history. They were treated just as bad as any one else on the poor side of town.

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u/Legos_As_Caltrops 5h ago

ICE is like the Gestapo. Fuck you Greg and fuck anyone that supports ICE.

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u/Early-Ambassador-138 4h ago

Including the seven democrats who voted for their funding

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u/Living-Estimate9810 4h ago

Especially those Pétain motherfuckers!

In the eye! Both eyes!

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u/Johnny55 4h ago

And Jeffries for giving them permission instead of whipping the vote against. The party leadership coordinated this beforehand.

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u/Darth19Vader77 4h ago

"It's a big club and you ain't in it"

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u/millenniumxl-200 4h ago

ICE is like the Gestapo.

FTFY

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u/ConsolationUsername 5h ago edited 2h ago

Sounds like something the Gestapo would say

Edit: I bet the people calling me a bot or snowflake would have gladly fought back if this had been done under a Democrat administration. You guys all cared so much about the supposed deepstate and government oppression until your team started it

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u/diabolis_avocado 5h ago

You mean it sounds like something the head of the Gestapo would say.

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u/Primarycore 4h ago

Maybe he should stop dressing and posing like an SS-Obersturmbannführer trying to impress the great leader.

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u/nomorewerewolves 4h ago

He really does be rocking the Sam Browne belt and the long wool coat. He’s not even trying to hide it.

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u/greyfox5013 4h ago

It's not a long wool coat. It's just a standard boy's sport coat.
That's what it looks like on a munchkin.

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u/Sufficient-Basil-786 3h ago

1/3 Reich 🤏

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u/pinbacktheband 2h ago

Comment of the year

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u/greyfox5013 3h ago

😂😂😂

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u/lalalaureezy 3h ago

It’s 3 babies in a trench coat!

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u/pbjamm 3h ago

He did a fascism

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u/mrvorhees1 3h ago

That's a Loli Pop Kid, Pedo protector. Please leave the munchkin family tree out of his treehouse of horrors. Speaking of houses, I hear one fell on his sister. He also has a thing for flying monkeys and Dads (*his) that drunkenly run over and kill people.

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u/bolanrox 4h ago

why Prince only shopped at the Nordstroms boys section

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u/Adventurous-Set5860 2h ago

Don’t even mention Prince in the same breath as the Nazi. 👿

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u/OneDimensionalChess 4h ago

And don't forget his haircut. If you make pics of him into black and white, he looks like someone straight out of nazi Germany

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u/Corfiz74 2h ago

Except more wannabe than our original guys. (German here, Bovino looks pathetic, and my paternal Wehrmachtsoffizier-grandpa would have snacked the little weasel for breakfast!)

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u/RJ815 3h ago edited 2h ago

I don't think he was part of the Vanity Fair expose, but this was clearly going on with some of the others.

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u/SecretaryNo8301 4h ago

Because he’s 5’2” and needs to project strength typical of a man with little body parts

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u/orneryhenhatesnimrod 4h ago

And have you heard his voice? He does not sound at all like what he's trying so hard to look like. He sounds like lower middle management, not the leader of the new military order.

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u/lokeilou 4h ago

He is lower middle management. When they need someone to take the fall, it will be him- he’s the only one that thinks his position is that important.

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u/_yetifeet 3h ago

He's their useful idiot, and it's a role he grabbed with both his tiny hands to make it his own.

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u/surfnsound 3h ago

It explains why Trump loves him so much. When they shake hands Trump gets to feel big.

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u/HalfTeaHalfLemonade 3h ago

What he doesn’t realize is they’re setting him up like his buddy Charlie

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u/dagrin666 3h ago

History would agree with you. The leaders of the SA/Brownshirts were executed as part of the Night of the Long Knives.

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u/bolting-hutch 4h ago

Pretty much standard nazi voice.

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u/neepster44 4h ago

Himmlers voice wasn’t anything to write home about either.

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u/NarwhalBoomstick 4h ago

Himmler was a chicken farmer.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 3h ago

Bovino is a chicken fucker.

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u/FlyBulky106 3h ago

That is totally untrue. His name comes from the bovine, or cow, and the “O face” made when climax is achieved.

Bovino is 100% confirmed cowfucker.

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u/tarett 4h ago

someone who represents the lollipop guild

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u/Catalina_Eddie 4h ago

I didn't know they stacked manure that high. He may be lying about that 5'2".

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u/Glass-Amount-9170 4h ago

Didn’t think shit could be stacked that high

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u/Prosecco1234 4h ago

He's easily triggered apparently. Short fuse 😀

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u/chinmakes5 4h ago

But, but this was standard issue 20 years ago, I just choose to wear it now.

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u/psymunn 4h ago

Why? this is exactly what they want. They've been sig heiling since day one and then saying 'oh no, that wasn't that.' looking and acting like nazis and feigning anger when people call them out for looking and acting like nazis is deliberate, not an accident.

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u/Khaldara 3h ago

Meanwhile the tangerine dipshit screams ‘Liberate Michigan’ and these little snowflakes were screaming about tyranny when they were asked not to go to Applebees for a week in the middle of a global pandemic.

Now they’re bending over making excuses for executions in broad daylight. Deepthroating the boot so hard it’s prolapsing their anus.

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo 4h ago

Are we the baddies?

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u/TreeOfReckoning 4h ago

He would never have that kind of clarity. He’s a pathetic snaggletoothed runt, with spray-tanned dick-sucking halitosis who cosplays as an SS officer, jacks his limp microdick to Rambo III, and will die alone in prison thinking of the boy on his highschool wrestling team who laughed at him for eating his spunk on biscuit. Basically he’s “straight out of central casting.”

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u/Jolly-Bowler-811 4h ago

Sorry... is THAT what the "soggy biscuit" thing is I keep seeing.

Jesus.

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u/Nearby_Translator_55 4h ago

Never heard of the ookie cookie before?

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u/DifferentMongoose 4h ago

aaaaand, that's enough Reddit for today

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u/SDHester1971 3h ago

There was something in X earlier that said he was Voted 'Most Likely to Shit his Pants in Public' in High School.

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u/Glass_Maven 4h ago

Excellent notation ☆☆☆☆☆

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u/outinthecountry66 4h ago

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME WHAT I am posing badly to look like! I WAS JOKING (him probably)

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u/Winter_Search_8024 4h ago

If this isn’t 1984, I don’t know what is.

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u/broberds 4h ago

The dickhead of the Gestapo.

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u/accidentalchainsaw 4h ago

If not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?

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u/benevolent_defiance 4h ago

I can't believe it's not Gestapo™

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u/2Whlz0Pdlz 2h ago

Oops! All Nazis

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u/b2bpaul 4h ago

Lil' Gestapo

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u/bluelily216 3h ago

Half Pint Hitler

Eeny Teeny Eichmann

My Lil' Himmler

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u/Bullyoncube 4h ago

Quacks like a Gestapo, …

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u/Dapper_nerd87 4h ago

This phrase really does work for everything doesn’t it

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u/accidentalchainsaw 4h ago

If not phrase, why phrase shaped.

Yep checks out

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u/Asexualhipposloth 4h ago

For people who hate being compared to nazis, you'd think they would stop doing nazi shit.

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u/FlyZestyclose2949 3h ago

For people who so clearly love Nazi shit, you would think being called a Nazi would be less of a problem. 

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u/Vegetable_Lab2428 2h ago

The boys nailed this one with Stormfront, “people like what I have to say but just don’t like the word nazi”.

Conservatives love all the Nazi shit going on, but don’t want to be called a Nazi but they know it’s bad. Even if they agree with it.

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u/johnnloki 4h ago

"If you keep calling me a Nazi, it'll be all on you when I'm forced to burn the reichstag and invade Poland."

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u/gwendolyn_trundlebed 4h ago

Bravo. I love the line that "Pretti (and other protesters) should have stayed home." Right, the only way to protect your safety is to hole up in your house forever. Remember how much the right loved that during Covid? And the hypocrisy around the 2A is unbelievable. I hope dopes like Patel and Noem keep spouting off about the "massacre" Pretti, the dangerous "assassin" had planned because he was armed. Might just help a few gun-loving MAGAts fall away before 2026.

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u/ConsolationUsername 4h ago

Democrats should stay home if they have a problem. Republicans should storm the centre of government with rifles /s

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u/gwendolyn_trundlebed 3h ago

Yep, just hide in your house, shut the hell up as your neighbors get kidnapped and tear gassed, and don't put yourself in the vicinity of federal law enforcement if you don't want to get shot 10x in the street. You know, the values America was founded on. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/cC2Panda 3h ago

They are saying "Obey or die". Literally the most tyrannical thing you can say/suggest. These people need to be put in a prison and left to the devices of the inmates.

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u/NoSilver2988 2h ago

The thing that annoys me is he was: 1. Concealed carrying (Legally) 2. Only carrying what most CC people I know do. 1 locked and loaded weapon and 2 spare magazines. Don't get how the right is sitting there saying he was there to massacre people. Seems to me he was just prepared for a fight that takes more than 1 magazines of ammo. Typical CC recommendations when I took my class a few years back. I was told to carry a loaded weapon with an almost full magazine (1 in the chamber) and AT LEAST 2 spare magazines both 1 round short of max to reduce stress on the springs. Still carry this. He wasn't going to shoot anyone, unless its the last resort.

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u/adnyp 4h ago

I will yell Nazi and Fascist at him if I ever see him in person.

Today I am a Minnesotan.

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 4h ago

Umm, he'd prefer GESTAPO so it appears bigger.

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u/Internal_Initial_192 4h ago

Are you sure? Fox News and my high school dropout buddy Craig who spends 95% of his free time on Facebook say you’re wrong.

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u/Historical-Back-865 4h ago

Wassup craaaaaig

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u/llcucf80 4h ago

Maybe he believes they're the SS instead and upset over the people confusing the two

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u/Max_Trollbot_ 4h ago

Sometimes I wonder if Bovino is so dumb he actually thinks he invented this shit

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u/LiveMinute5598 4h ago

Reading this I almost forgot what American was like. Now you can get killed for calling someone something mean? And the whole US government will cover it up?

I can’t wait to see all these Nazis finally on trial

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u/KamikazeFox_ 4h ago

Can. Not. Wait when trumps out of office and a these fucks get the hammer dropped on them

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u/LeafsWinBeforeIDie 3h ago

There are a lot if things that need to happen between those two points, a lot of work, a lot of things probably getting worse, and a real effort from the american people. Maybe we saw the beginning of the beginning this weekend. There is zero guarantee anything happens to any of these people.

There will be no simple return to normal when this is over. Yet, for them - going by history, most nazis simply returned to their normal lives, some escaped or offed themselves, and a select few were actually punished. That was for a world war.

Don't forget, a significant portion of the american population is still cheering this on with their guns, not capable of understanding irony.

I agree with your feelings, but I am not confident in your wishes becoming reality.

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u/Sweaty-Willingness27 4h ago

Clearly they're Brownshirts. They're not competent enough to be called Gestapo.

Also, Bovino might want to check what happened to the leader of the Brownshirts.

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u/jcebul56 3h ago

BUT I CANT BREATH WITH A MASK ON

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u/SavagePassion 4h ago

Sounds like something a nazi gestapo bitch would say.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 4h ago

b I t C h E s

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u/punarob 4h ago

Far more people are in concentration camps now than in 1939 Germany so let that sink in. Gestapo was moderate compared to ICE.

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u/bolting-hutch 4h ago edited 3h ago

In August 1939, just before Germany and the USSR invaded and carved up Poland, there were only 21,000 people in German concentration camps according to my quick google.

Currently, reports show more than 73,000 people in ICE detention.

EDIT: thanks for the reward but all I did was google to check out and enhance u/punarob's comment. Also, try to avoid giving money to reddit. Send money to support protests, ACLU, or Ukraine.

EDIT 2: As pointed out below, the German population in 1939 was about 70,000,000. So per capita the rates were different, though close. Furthermore, I don't mean to inadvertently downplay the horrors of the Nazis and the gestapo. Fuck nazis and fuck ICE. I'll stop there to avoid a ban.

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u/jgray6000 4h ago

And what happens when they decide that it’s too much effort or too costly to keep sending them to other countries?

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u/Amelaclya1 3h ago

They are already feeding them rotten food, not providing blankets in unheated buildings, refusing to let them shower and denying medical care.

It's going to happen sooner rather than later, which is why some of us have been screaming about it for a year now. We saw the writing on the wall and people still kept insisting we were "hysterical", "alarmists", "fear mongering" etc.

And even still, people will not wake the fuck up. They are so comfortable in their delusions that something like that "can't happen here".

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u/cC2Panda 3h ago

You left out choking people to death then lying and saying it was suicide. They are murdering people in custody already.

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u/Kristoff_Victorson 4h ago

And what those inhuman mother fuckers will do to cover up the crimes taking place in those facilities. It’s not even just alleged at this point, there have already been rapes and a lot of deaths.

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u/punarob 4h ago

Oh they already have specific facilities for US citizens. Seriously.

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u/AllRushMixTapes 4h ago

I assume a lot of suicides where people have slipped and fell on six bullets to the back.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 3h ago

They'll probably determine a "final solution" is needed but bullets are too costly.

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u/asusc 4h ago

Something something free speech absolutists.

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u/Reasonable-Aside-720 4h ago

You mean lil Heinrich Müller?

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u/heili 4h ago

He even uses the German pronunciation.

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u/Medical-Ad3053 3h ago

It really makes you think… like how Trump can’t pronounce people’s names for shit but never got Ghislaine wrong…

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u/equality-_-7-2521 4h ago

I 'member when they were ready to shoot federal agents because a deadbeat wanted his cows to eat on federal land for free.

Now they're suckin' on that boot leather like it cures inbreeding depression.

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u/dieseldeeznutz 4h ago

The ge"sh"tapo, c'mon show Bovino the respect he wants as a true Nazi by pronouncing it correctly, have you seen his new trench coat look? /s

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u/Creative-Bread6319 4h ago

Take my up vote I came here to say that. Fucking Gestapo.

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u/TerminalVector 4h ago

Was he wearing his Gestapo coat when he said that? Fucking nazis.

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u/WingerRules 4h ago edited 3h ago

I dunno about calling them that, but has anyone else notice Bovino's Uniform looks similar to Italian Fascist uniforms? Another Italian Fascist Uniform

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u/bulldg4life 4h ago

It’s 100% supposed to be a dog whistle.

The long coat, the leather strap. Wait for him to wear boots and bloused trousers.

I noticed it over the weekend during his press conference.

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u/theWaywardSun 3h ago

Dog whistle? My guy that's a goddamn bullhorn. He's not trying to be subtle at all, he's just a Nazi.

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u/TerminalVector 4h ago

He looks like he's about to demand that his soldiers capture Dr. Jones

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u/Punchable_Hair 4h ago

“It tellsh me that gooshshtepping moronsh like yourshelf should try rrrreading booksh inshtead of burning them!”

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u/Nope_______ 4h ago

I'm not exactlt an expert on fashion but it kinda just looks like a state police uniform. It's his Nazi coat that makes him look like a Nazi.

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u/AdmirablePhrases 4h ago

And the fact that he's a literal nazi

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u/ScrubbyMcGoo 4h ago

But also the nazi actions that make him look like a nazi

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u/OneDimensionalChess 4h ago

Yeah and he needs to grow out that Hitler youth haircut because he's too fucking old and looks ridiculous

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u/chaucer345 5h ago

Yes. ICE are the Gestapo. If you want me to stop saying that, come and make me.

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u/Bl1nk9 4h ago

Or better yet, stop acting like the gestapo.

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u/BackToWorkEdward 3h ago

The actual Gestapo stopped acting like Gestapo in 1945.

We still call them Gestapo.

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u/gizamo 3h ago

Some stopped acting like the Gestapo immediately after the war, but many didn't really stop until after the Nuremberg trials ended in Oct 1946.

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u/Hot_Welcome_Pants 4h ago

I think he can suck a big fart out of my asshole.

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u/INFJcatqueen 4h ago

That was descriptive.

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u/Wrong_Significance67 4h ago

If you don't want to be called Gestapo, don't act like Gestapo. Pretty fucking simple.

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u/TheMagnuson 3h ago

Here’s an ICE Gestapo goon openly stating they are building a database and labeling anyone who doesn’t interact with them the way they want, gets labeled a domestic terrorist.

https://youtu.be/ho5D34B92ZY?si=Sy9irT7ssxkBWsnz

Sure seems like Gestapo to me

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u/biffbobfred 4h ago

Don’t call us Nazis. If you call us Nazis, we’ll act more like Nazis.

Umm, that’s a look.

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u/BoredomFestival 4h ago

Fuck Ice. Fuck the Gestapo.

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u/skippitypapps 4h ago

A bit redundant to mention ice twice there.

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u/bmwlocoAirCooled 4h ago

If it walks like a duck, flies like a duck, you call it a duck.

Kill US citizens, disregard freedom, and dress like storm troopers.

Yup, Gestapo.

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u/Dear_Research2695 5h ago

If he tries to take away my 1st Amendment right I will exercise my 2nd.

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u/Kronzor_ 4h ago

And then they'll take away that right while putting 11 bullets into your back.

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u/HiDHSiknowyouwatchme 4h ago

I suspect that poster feels that sacrifice is worth defending his inalienable rights. Just a hunch. I know lots of people that feel that way though.

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u/nochumplovesucka__ 3h ago

Here here.

If someone is gonna take me out, I'm not going out alone.

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u/gentlemanidiot 4h ago

They are already doing that. Agreeing with this sentiment might get my comment banned, but people ARE going to shoot back, they have deliberately left no other option. "But... but... if we shoot at ICE then we're at war with the federal government!" Yes AND??? what are they going to do, shoot you??? they are already shooting people. I can completely understand if many people believe it's time to start shooting back.

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u/lalalaureezy 3h ago

THANK YOU! It has been a year of peaceful protesting and “going high when they go low” and they just continue to escalate. This is going to end in the Insurrection Act being activated and starting the full on civil war regardless. They’ve proven they don’t care about phones and “evidence” when they can just say “don’t believe your eyes!” How many more of our neighbors, coworkers, friends and family need to be murdered in cold blood before people wake tf up? It’s extremely naive to think we can turn this around without violence at this point. ICE has made it clear that if they make contact you’re already maimed or dead, even if you comply, in that case I’m gonna fight like hell and take some out with me at least. At this point being a domestic terrorist is a badge of honor saying “I’m American af and believe in the constitution and human rights.” (I’m just waiting for my permaban for ‘inciting violence’).

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u/Able-Insurance-5156 4h ago

Well, it'll be into the front of me, but yes, 11 bullets..... I'll try to make them look at me when they do it

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u/notyoursocialworker 4h ago

Considering the guy murdering Nicole Good shot her in the face that doesn't seem to face them very much.

A really scary thing about the mass murders in ww2 by the Germans is how little force and training it took to get people to kill their neighbours.

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u/greevous00 4h ago

Milgram experiment showed that as long as an authority figure says it's the right thing to do, people will do very villainous things to one another, even when they know it is wrong. A LOT of people will not stand up to authority figures.

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u/stufff 4h ago

Some other things you should take away from the Milgram experiments are that 35-40% of people did stand up to the authority figures and refuse.

We should also remember that in that situation, it was one person alone standing up to people who purported to have the moral authority to override the lone individual's conscience. That's why it's so important in the real world to be vocal about what is right, so you can reinforce the instincts of the good people to follow what their gut tells them is right and not trust in the authority trying to override them.

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u/stufff 4h ago

They might. Given the option of dying while resisting or living on my knees I know which one I pick when the shit goes down.

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it's natural manure."

If I have to be food for the tree so be it, as long as the rest of you feed it some fucking tyrants too.

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u/discussatron 4h ago

There is zero guarantee they won't do that regardless.

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u/dantesdad 4h ago

Sounds like something the head of the Gestapo would say…

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u/ABeachChicken 4h ago

Fine, I’ll call them cosplay nazis

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u/NecessaryPosition968 4h ago

Giving cosplay a bad name

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u/AGoodFaceForRadio 4h ago

Well, to be fair, it's not the best comparison.

The Gestapo were secret police. The SA (sometimes referred to as "brownshirts"), on the other hand, were just uniformed thugs and bullies whose main purpose was street intimidation.

I think it's clear that ICE are much more like the SA.

All that being said, if they're bothered by being called Gestapo, then fuck it: let's keep calling them Gestapo.

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u/gsfgf 2h ago

SA was independent of the state. The proud boys, militias, etc. are their analogue. SS is the right comparison for ICE since they are part of the state.

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u/Due_Willingness1 5h ago

That's exactly what the gestapo would do 

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u/Dawo59 5h ago edited 4h ago

Funny. Normally I'm very neutral, but as soon as someone threatens to not call them gestapo it's kind of a red flag. I'll decide myself what I think of you without consequences, thank you herr oberbefehlshaber Bovin Wehrman

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u/molten_dragon 5h ago

OK, Allgemeine SS it is.

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u/Deepfire_DM 4h ago

SS was elite. ICE is no elite, ICE is trash. ICE is like SA.

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u/Vyntarus 4h ago

The same acronym for one of the most common priors that the new recruits all have!

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u/Mirawenya 4h ago

Saw a video comparing it to SA. Sounds accurate.

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u/Antique_Pie1913 4h ago

because they like gestapo, they abusing civil rights.

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u/flairsupply 4h ago

First Amendment is apparently no longer a thing

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u/DariaYankovic 4h ago

MAGA thinks 1A and 2A are not for everyone

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u/Tyrinnus 4h ago

If not gestapo, why gestapo shaped?

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u/ImpliedSlashS 5h ago

We're in a wanna-be dictatorship, rapidly moving toward the next phase. If we don't support lawyers like Marc Elias, who are fighting the good fight, there's probably no going back.

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u/Vyntarus 4h ago

I don't think going back at this point is an option, but if we get through this, and work really hard, we can make a better future.

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u/QualifiedApathetic 3h ago

The only way out is through. We ended up here largely because of the failures of American democracy.

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u/gentlemanidiot 4h ago

If i were in charge of Minnesota, I would announce "since it's understood that no crimes committed by ICE including murder will ever be prosecuted, starting tomorrow at sunrise, no crimes committed against ICE will be prosecuted either. Including murder." See if that makes them turn tail and run. But I'm not in charge and that's probably a good thing i guess.

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u/lemurbro 3h ago edited 2h ago

The Fed would immediately take over policing and we have martial law in one day flat going that route. I understand the sentiment, but we gotta be careful with even our hypotheticals since the administration is doing everything they can tp push the idea of thought crimes being punishable.

By the way, I just got a "warning" from Reddit for merely upvoting comments that "promoted violence." They even explicitly noted that nothing I said was against TOS, but upvoting anything that is also counts somehow. I personally don't believe I even have upvoted anything remotely promoting violence so... make of that what you will and just be ready for a ban-hammer to come down for even suggesting this option. The censorship has already started.

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u/WestEndChilis 4h ago

One more photo of agents transporting a toddler 

https://ibb.co/WRLddzD

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u/chimpyjnuts 4h ago

The 'Mean Tweets?' crowd has gotten awfully thin-skinned. Don't want to be called Gestapo? Don't act Gestapo, ya knob.

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u/axiomatic13 4h ago

The ICE Gestapo can get fuked.

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u/awithered 4h ago

Apparently the 1st amendment is only allowed for conservatives slinging slurs around and the 2nd amendment is only allowed for people going to schools to kill children.

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u/Starlifter4 5h ago

Sounds like little Greggy-poo wasn't loved enough.

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u/Majestic_Good_1773 4h ago

He was his dad’s 7th loved kid after the six-pack.

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u/AwesomeMcPants 4h ago

My thoughts are fuck him and fuck ICE.

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u/Moontoya 4h ago

If it talks like a nazi, jackboots like a nazi, dressed like a nazi, persecutes dear leaders "enemies", murders in cold blood  and is underwhelming in the "Ubermensch" area 

Welp that makes them, unsurprisingly a nazi

Nazis get throat punched, no exceptions

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u/GrumpyOik 4h ago

Mmmm, maybe if ICE wasn't behaving like the Gestapo, people wouldn't refer to them in that way?

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u/Big_Car_7725 4h ago

* Gestapo Chief Greg Bovino

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u/SensitivePotato44 4h ago

How’s that freedom of speech working out for you?

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u/not_now_chaos 4h ago

Weird how those of us who tried to warn everyone that laws are only as good as the people enforcing them were called crazy drama queens and shouted down. Super fucking tired of being Cassandra.

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u/onlysaysisthisathing 4h ago

There will always be someone calling you an alarmist right up until they're being shoved into a train car. Ignore them and arm yourself. 

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u/CockBrother 4h ago

The actions of Chief Bovino demonstrate a deviation from written law in favor of individual decree. By threatening consequences for criticism, he is unilaterally creating new rules of conduct without the legislative process or judicial review required by democratic systems. When a figure in authority invents penalties for speech to protect their institution's image, they are substituting the constitution with personal whim. This pattern mirrors the early stages of authoritarian consolidation where the enforcer becomes the law. If allowed to proceed, the distinction between legal statute and executive desire vanishes, leaving citizens subject to the shifting moods of those in power rather than the stability of codified rights.

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u/kirradoodle 4h ago

If you don't want to be called a Nazi, then stop acting like a Nazi.

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u/oldasshit 4h ago

If it walks like the Gestapo and dresses like the Gestapo, I'm gonna call it the Gestapo.

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u/manatwork01 4h ago

Gregstapo Bopapo Fee Fi Fo Fappo. Gestapo

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u/BassLB 4h ago

Plural of ice is ices, pronounced Isis

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u/No-Nrg 4h ago

Well Greg, if you don't want to be called a Nazi, Gestapo, Fascist or any other words that hurt your little feelings, maybe don't show up to ICE raids wearing a fucking SS uniform while acting like the Gestapo.

It's not rocket science.

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u/JahPraises 4h ago

I mean I just call it like I see it. Fuck off Greg.

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u/angrydeuce 4h ago

My thoughts are: I could give a flying fuck what he thinks and he can shove his consequences up his ass.

Fuck him.

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u/ford7885 4h ago

This fucking idiot cosplays as a literal Hugo Boss wearing Nazi, and then whines when people call him a Nazi??

I would tell him to go to Hell, but not even Satan deserves that.

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u/Jaxonian 4h ago

What are the odds that he is mixing up gazpacho and gestapo and thinks they are being called a cold soup? Not likely but.. it's definitely not zero.

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u/Comfortable-Focus123 4h ago

He's actually proving their point by saying this.

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u/WhichVegetable8285 4h ago

I think Greg Bovino is a little bitch and nothing out of his mouth will change that, only solidify my stance.

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 4h ago

So basically if we don't stop calling ICE "Gestapo" they'll murder us like the Gestapo?

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