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u/Redditinez 4h ago
Hey, tithead!
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u/safereddddditer175 4h ago
titheads? titshead? titsheads?
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u/_Trigg_ 3h ago
I hate that i scrolled past this, then had to stop and scroll back up just to make sure and yep…its imhotep…
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u/JohnTomorrow 3h ago
Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her...
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u/lemme_try_again 2h ago
I literally just rewatched this for the first time in forever last night. Seeing this thread means something.
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u/77ku77 3h ago
5s on way to San Diego!
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u/retrodanny 3h ago
No no no no no That's 5n on way to LA
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u/bsEEmsCE 4h ago
I remember when I was childish and cared about judging a 9.8 vs a 9.9
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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 4h ago
Right? Like they are both fuckin unattainably hot so what does it even matter
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u/5amuraiDuck 3h ago
If that weird looking dude hooked Selena Gomez, there's still hope for us
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u/pokemongofanboy 1h ago
That weird looking very talented dude to be fair (but still!)
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u/TorturedNeurons 1h ago
Having millions of dollars turns "goofy looking" to "weirdly hot" in an instant.
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u/Sad_Appointment_1306 1h ago
Yeah not to someone who already has hundreds of millions of dollars, Selena Gomez wouldn’t be with him for money
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u/BGMDF8248 55m ago
She's also not giving the time of day to some broke guy that works on a cubicle, she's gonna go with someone who can match her lifestyle.
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u/iampuh 3h ago
Sydney Sweeney isn't unattainably hot. She's hot I know, but you have girls like her in most average cities. She's not particularly special. This IS what makes her special though, because she looks like she could be your neighborhood girl
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u/jake04-20 1h ago
She's always looked like she has a mild case of FAS to me.
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u/CarelessLobster125 1h ago
I’m glad that I’m not the only one that sees that. It gets me every time.
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u/kermit-t-frogster 1h ago
THIS!!! it's the eyeballs not touching the bottom of her eyes. It's giving developmental disorder vibes to me.
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u/JustLurkCarryOn 1h ago
Fr, the girl has phenomenal tits but that’s all she has hard stop. Slap her face on an A-cup and she is immediately a 5 at very best.
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u/Mafex-Marvel 1h ago
Fucking Awful Smell?
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u/jake04-20 1h ago
Fetal alcohol syndrome
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u/LukatheFox 3h ago
Give yourself more confidence, there are some 10's looking for a guy that treats her right and not money or other BS
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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 3h ago
Shit dude I'm a mostly straight woman in my mid 30s and half the time I feel just old and outdated and the other half I'm autistically wondering if my coworker is in fact flirting back with me. And if I'm technically even flirting with him in the first place or just being awkward
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u/Brilliant-String5995 3h ago
Incredibly wild cope. 10's can easily look for a guy that treats her right AND also has a bunch of other qualities she wants in addition to that.
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u/DisasterBeautiful347 3h ago
Lmfao, you need to get out more often, bub.
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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 2h ago
Well I'm a chick and they're far hotter than me lol and I don't think I'm ugly
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u/rhinosb 2h ago
I can't believe anyone places Megan Fox anywhere near that high. She is very much in the uncanny valley to me with all the fake crap she does to herself. Her lips look like they are inflated to a PSI shared by off road truck tires and the botox and fillers make her utterly expressionless and that was during the so called peak. It has only gone downhill from there. I really wish actresses would stop using all of that shit. Linda Hamilton in Stranger Things has aged better than most of the women using that crap because she DIDN'T. Shoe leather face looks better than collagen lips so plumped up they start rolling outward and expose the different type of skin that is on the inside. Its frightening.
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u/skepticalbob 2h ago
They aren't talking about her now. They are talking about when she was younger.
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u/aztech101 2h ago
The image says peak Megan Fox for a reason, 90% can't remember what she looks like past Transformers 1.
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u/gettums 3h ago
I see better looking women everyday just going about my business. These chicks aren't all that
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u/CanoeIt 3h ago
Sydney looks like she has an extra like half chromosome.
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u/revanisthesith 3h ago
*fetal alcohol syndrome
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u/Alienhaslanded 2h ago
That's exactly what I've been saying. No exaggeration, she legitimately has all the signs of FAS.
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u/banmeandidelete 2h ago
Yeah, Twilight zone here. I don't know any of these people, but the one on on the left is indisputably attractive (don't know about her personality) and the one on the right is forgettable (to put it nicely).
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u/InterviewOk1297 2h ago
Sydney Sweeney must be some kind of psyops or the most obvious plant in history because there is no way in hell people unironically think shes a 9.8
She's not even that great of an actress
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u/EnoughErotics 4h ago
Sydney has a crazy body. The main reason she’s famous lol
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u/Sometimes-funny 4h ago
Oh, i thought it was for her acting. She was amazing in some film i watched last night, but have completely forgotten what it was called or the storyline
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u/Puzzled_Scallion5392 4h ago
probably about washing machine accident
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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ 3h ago
No joke, she could quit Hollywood and start an onlyfans and probably make way more money lol
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u/Spartanias117 4h ago
She wasnt bad in that one netflix romcom that also stared that one guy from top gun maverick
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u/marcmayhem 4h ago
I've always said you can find 10 Sydney Sweeney look alike girls on any Midwest college campus any day of the week. Her best attributes? Those are hard to find.
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u/elbenji 1h ago
tbf you'd also probably find that too. It's more that people get to see them
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u/Ren_stevens 35m ago
Most large chests don't look like hers tbh. That's why she's always bragging.
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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 4h ago
There are many more that have a crazy body and a better face.
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u/Haestein_the_Naughty 43m ago
And there’s many more that have a more crazy body. Her body is honestly nothing special
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u/riotousviscera 4h ago edited 4h ago
she’s low key rectangular with big boobs just wears corsets a lot
downvote me all you want, it’s clear as day in the pink bathing suit scene lol
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u/kingkunta98 4h ago
I'll come get downvoted with you because you are 100% right. Sometimes I feel like I'm being gaslit into thinking she has this insane body lol. Beautiful woman none the less.
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u/PlaneSurround9188 4h ago
I prefer a cute more natural face to that whole fake model work done look
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u/JigglesTheBiggles 1h ago
Yeah Megan looks plastic and she also kind of looks mean.
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u/pocpocpocky 1h ago
yes, all those work done on her face and body… i much rather have someone “less attractive “ than someone that looks like a piece of plastic
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u/8Bit-Jon 4h ago
Are we talking 2009 or 2026 Fox?
The latter has had a lot of work done!
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u/Anschuz-3009 4h ago
Optimus Prime Era !!
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u/Hicklethumb 4h ago
People can say what they want, but 17 years later she's still hot. She's had work done, but no amount of work can get your body into that kind of shape and tone without actually working out, eating right and balancing it with just the right amount of cocaine.
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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 4h ago
This is what I'm saying! I mean I certainly doubt any of these dudes would kick her out of bed
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u/MagnetoWasRight24 4h ago
Not that it matters but both versions are prettier than Sydney Sweeney.
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u/jzeller71 4h ago
And the media tried to make both of them movie stars but funny enough people actually care of you can act or not and neither could carry a movie, however I’d argue at least Megan Fox did Jennifer’s Body and t has a following.
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u/Due_Grapefruit7518 4h ago
But also, Megan Fox kills it in New Girl. She was a surprisingly natural addition to how the cast was around each other!
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u/Solid_Snark 4h ago
Megan: “I hope you go into a coma and the Cubs win the World Series!”
Nick: “That’s the meanest thing anyone has said to anyone ever!”
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u/Larry-Man 3h ago
She also kills it in Jennifer’s Body. She could act. She got blacklisted for something on the transformers set iirc.
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u/red286 2h ago
She said that working with Michael Bay was a nightmare and compared him to Hitler.
It's worth remembering that at her screen test for Bad Boys II, Michael Bay had her dancing in a bikini and high heels under a waterfall. She was 15 at the time.
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u/ElGosso 4h ago
That's it's really more that Jennifer's body works well with the "hot bitchy girl" character that she can pull off than it is her performance in it. It's a sign of good casting more than it is good acting.
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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 4h ago
Fox's sex appeal is something else
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u/__heroes_ 3h ago
this. I'm not a boobs guy so sydney doesn't do much for me, but megan's green eyes/black hair combo is something else
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u/EverythingSucksYo 2h ago
I like boobs but not enough to like a person with an ugly face just because they have nice boobs
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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4h ago
It's the automatic cum cleaning mouth that sells it for me
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u/One-Earth9294 4h ago
Yeah it's hard to get in the nooks and crannies manually, and mold can build up and no one wants that.
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u/NeatBeluga 3h ago
She looks like a long lost Kardashian
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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 2h ago
Holy shit I knew there was something that looked eerie about those pictures and that's it. She's got that Kardashian taint about her in them.
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u/Gen-Y-ine-86 4h ago
Sydney's eyes are so lifeless in pictures. It's like "Hellooo? Anyone home?"
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u/Ok-Hedgehog-4455 2h ago
I’m afraid her acting/ line delivery is equally…lifeless? Monotone? It kind of worked in The Housemaid though weirdly.
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u/sticklight414 4h ago
even in her prime megan fox went through a lot of cosmetic surgical enhancements
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u/Deathstriker88 3h ago
Neither one was ever the hottest, especially for ass guys. I guess they both fall under "hot chicks who can barely act, but they got their 15 minutes of fame." Actresses like Monica Bellucci, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Halle Berry during their primes were way hotter to me, and it felt like they had brains.
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u/DisasterBeautiful347 3h ago
I really only care about thick thighs and ass, so neither of these women do much for me.
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u/IchesseHuendchen 2h ago
Even as a teenager I did not understand the "hype" around Megan Fox. She's cute, but sexiest woman in the world who should cause every man to go gaga? I don't know about that.
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u/thebigpink 4h ago
Idk man Megan fox has way too pointy elbows
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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 4h ago
Stop omg this is one of my number one insecurities about myself and I always wondered if other people noticed that kind of thing 💀
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u/roostersnuffed 4h ago
Im really high rn and cant stop laughing at how that insecurity is playing out in my head.
You worried about some women sitting around talking shit "and dont get me started on that whore Brittany and her POINTY FUCKING ELBOWS"
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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 3h ago
No legit, like that's exactly it lol. I bet some bitch has made fun of my elbows at some point esp when I was skinnier. Hating ass bitches will make fun of anything lol
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u/WaveOfTheRager 4h ago
Tbh sweeney has the face you know isn't gonna age well. Tits are preem though
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u/NocNocturnist 4h ago
Why not both?
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u/Areuexp 4h ago
Sydney has nicer thumbs too.
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u/Altruistic_Level_389 4h ago
Yeah, I remember someone mentioned Fox's thumbs and I was like, "can't be that bad." Then I saw a picture and was, "um, this might be a dealbreaker for me."
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u/RandAlThorOdinson 4h ago
I just now experienced that moment
I feel like I can get past it
I am however a degenerate whore
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u/Aldevo_oved 4h ago
why would i care about which one is better looking when both are equally unattainable
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u/hooka_pooka 4h ago
Is it me or Sydney Sweeny is a good eg of Butter Face?
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u/BackgroundLiving5118 4h ago
Big time. I’ve always thought this. She looks stupid 24/7. I cannot explain it.
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u/14InTheDorsalPeen 4h ago
She would be a perfect playing Amanda Seyfried’s character in a Mean Girls reboot
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u/Emotional-Smoke250 3h ago
One looks like they're smelling a fart and other looks like they got hit in the head with a Nerf football 40 seconds before the pic.
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u/Yabrosif13 4h ago
Ya, her face has that resting look that turns me off. Im never paying attention to her because of her face.
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u/whiskyandguitars 4h ago edited 3h ago
After spending time on Reddit, I feel like I am crazy for thinking Sydney Sweeney has a pretty face even without makeup on. I get that people like her figure a lot but I genuinely think she is really pretty overall. Maybe not all time gorgeous but she is far from "mid" in my personal opinion.
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u/IlSace 3h ago edited 3h ago
I think it's just that she's these years' sex symbol and so there are many people who have to tell you that she's mid (most of them out of jealousy, envy, contrarianism, disagreement for her opinions or other negative emotions I'm pretty sure).
She's gorgeous, she's got both a beautiful body and a beautiful face, and a beautiful smile on top of those. I think she can pull off the classic Hollywood beauty of the 50s as well as a modern look.
Her makeup isn't always the best imo, it's often overdone and she benefits from a more neutral/natural look in my opinion.
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u/whiskyandguitars 3h ago
You are correct about her makeup not always being great but even in the pictures people post where she has very little or no makeup on to try and prove she is mid or ugly, I think she is beautiful.
I think people on the internet definitely have a messed up perspective.
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u/bisquickball 3h ago
She is really pretty but her features were more valued in the 50s. It's weird to say but what we find attractive changes. She has the curved eyebrows and doe-y wide eyes of a classic 50s star. She's got some baby fat too. Again, classic feminity.
These days, straight, thick brows and almond shaped eyes are "in," alongside more thin and chiselled look. Back in the 50s, the hottest babes of today would've been called masculine
Good for you for liking what you like!
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u/whiskyandguitars 3h ago
That is an interesting way of putting it. I grew up on a steady diet of classic movies and TV shows from the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s so maybe that is why I think Sydney is beautiful.
I do love the doe-y eye look and she is very classically feminine and I am definitely attracted to that more "classically feminine" look.
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u/Redditor57078 2h ago
If she came out and said fuck Trump Reddit would be praising her as the most beautiful and talented actress of all time. It really is that simple
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u/Impressive-Thing-925 4h ago
Fox looks like a fake person where every aspect of her being was cut up by a surgeon, to make her look a specific way..
Sweeney has a human face so that might be the problem you're experiencing.One of them looks like a mask.The other looks like a human..
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u/LiamTheHuman 2h ago
I think you are just looking at her now. When she was younger she hadn't had all that work and when Sydney Sweeney is older she likely will too.
I totally agree that she looks fake currently though and it's off-putting. Transformers Megan Fox was so beautiful though.
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u/EverythingSucksYo 2h ago
I must be one of the odd guys because I don’t care how hot a woman’s body is if I don’t like her face as well. Which is why I’m able to say I’m not attracted to Sweeney at all and don’t understand her being famous just because she has nice boobs.
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u/Bardmedicine 4h ago
Sure, Fox has a huge lead at first. As you scroll down, Sweeney catches up, and then you get to Fox's thumbs and she falls way behind.







































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