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u/dirkdigdig 4h ago

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u/JohnTomorrow 3h ago

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her...

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u/lemme_try_again 2h ago

I literally just rewatched this for the first time in forever last night. Seeing this thread means something.

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u/77ku77 3h ago

5s on way to San Diego!

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u/retrodanny 3h ago

No no no no no That's 5n on way to LA

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u/evilcheesypoof 3h ago

You're both wrong it's THE 5

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u/brakeb 3h ago

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 2h ago

Jus GOOO Steuuuwert!

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u/Yara__Flor 2h ago

You take the 605 to the 405 and get on the 5 all the way to San Diego.

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u/bsEEmsCE 4h ago

I remember when I was childish and cared about judging a 9.8 vs a 9.9

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 4h ago

Right? Like they are both fuckin unattainably hot so what does it even matter

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u/5amuraiDuck 3h ago

If that weird looking dude hooked Selena Gomez, there's still hope for us

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u/pokemongofanboy 1h ago

That weird looking very talented dude to be fair (but still!)

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u/TorturedNeurons 1h ago

Having millions of dollars turns "goofy looking" to "weirdly hot" in an instant.

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u/Sad_Appointment_1306 1h ago

Yeah not to someone who already has hundreds of millions of dollars, Selena Gomez wouldn’t be with him for money

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u/BGMDF8248 55m ago

She's also not giving the time of day to some broke guy that works on a cubicle, she's gonna go with someone who can match her lifestyle.

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u/iampuh 3h ago

Sydney Sweeney isn't unattainably hot. She's hot I know, but you have girls like her in most average cities. She's not particularly special. This IS what makes her special though, because she looks like she could be your neighborhood girl

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u/jake04-20 1h ago

She's always looked like she has a mild case of FAS to me.

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u/CarelessLobster125 1h ago

I’m glad that I’m not the only one that sees that. It gets me every time. 

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u/kermit-t-frogster 1h ago

THIS!!! it's the eyeballs not touching the bottom of her eyes. It's giving developmental disorder vibes to me.

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u/JustLurkCarryOn 1h ago

Fr, the girl has phenomenal tits but that’s all she has hard stop. Slap her face on an A-cup and she is immediately a 5 at very best.

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u/Mafex-Marvel 1h ago

Fucking Awful Smell?

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u/jake04-20 1h ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/Mafex-Marvel 1h ago

And that leads to the fucking awful smell?

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u/jake04-20 1h ago

If I had to guess, I bet she smells quite nice.

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u/LukatheFox 3h ago

Give yourself more confidence, there are some 10's looking for a guy that treats her right and not money or other BS

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 3h ago

Shit dude I'm a mostly straight woman in my mid 30s and half the time I feel just old and outdated and the other half I'm autistically wondering if my coworker is in fact flirting back with me. And if I'm technically even flirting with him in the first place or just being awkward

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u/charsi101 2h ago

Money on your coworker having no idea.

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u/Brilliant-String5995 3h ago

Incredibly wild cope. 10's can easily look for a guy that treats her right AND also has a bunch of other qualities she wants in addition to that.

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u/DisasterBeautiful347 3h ago

Lmfao, you need to get out more often, bub.

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 2h ago

Well I'm a chick and they're far hotter than me lol and I don't think I'm ugly

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u/rhinosb 2h ago

I can't believe anyone places Megan Fox anywhere near that high. She is very much in the uncanny valley to me with all the fake crap she does to herself. Her lips look like they are inflated to a PSI shared by off road truck tires and the botox and fillers make her utterly expressionless and that was during the so called peak. It has only gone downhill from there. I really wish actresses would stop using all of that shit. Linda Hamilton in Stranger Things has aged better than most of the women using that crap because she DIDN'T. Shoe leather face looks better than collagen lips so plumped up they start rolling outward and expose the different type of skin that is on the inside. Its frightening.

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u/skepticalbob 2h ago

They aren't talking about her now. They are talking about when she was younger.

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u/Empty-Arrival-4396 1h ago

I think that one scene basically made her whole career.

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u/aztech101 2h ago

The image says peak Megan Fox for a reason, 90% can't remember what she looks like past Transformers 1.

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u/gettums 3h ago

I see better looking women everyday just going about my business. These chicks aren't all that

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u/CanoeIt 3h ago

Sydney looks like she has an extra like half chromosome.

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u/revanisthesith 3h ago

*fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/adkio 2h ago

She looks like sid from ice age

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u/Alienhaslanded 2h ago

That's exactly what I've been saying. No exaggeration, she legitimately has all the signs of FAS.

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u/banmeandidelete 2h ago

Yeah, Twilight zone here. I don't know any of these people, but the one on on the left is indisputably attractive (don't know about her personality) and the one on the right is forgettable (to put it nicely).

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u/InterviewOk1297 2h ago

Sydney Sweeney must be some kind of psyops or the most obvious plant in history because there is no way in hell people unironically think shes a 9.8

She's not even that great of an actress

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u/EnoughErotics 4h ago

Sydney has a crazy body. The main reason she’s famous lol

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u/Sometimes-funny 4h ago

Oh, i thought it was for her acting. She was amazing in some film i watched last night, but have completely forgotten what it was called or the storyline

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u/Puzzled_Scallion5392 4h ago

probably about washing machine accident

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u/ForeverSJC 4h ago

Step Sweeney

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u/pete_topkevinbottom 4h ago

thats the one where she gets trapped in the dryer right?

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ 3h ago

No joke, she could quit Hollywood and start an onlyfans and probably make way more money lol

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u/SuperDabMan 3h ago

Just watch Gabbie Carter porn for free

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u/No_Count2128 3h ago

post nut memory loss

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u/Spartanias117 4h ago

She wasnt bad in that one netflix romcom that also stared that one guy from top gun maverick

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u/marcmayhem 4h ago

I've always said you can find 10 Sydney Sweeney look alike girls on any Midwest college campus any day of the week. Her best attributes? Those are hard to find.

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u/elbenji 1h ago

tbf you'd also probably find that too. It's more that people get to see them

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u/Ren_stevens 35m ago

Most large chests don't look like hers tbh. That's why she's always bragging.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 4h ago

There are many more that have a crazy body and a better face.

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u/Haestein_the_Naughty 43m ago

And there’s many more that have a more crazy body. Her body is honestly nothing special

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u/riotousviscera 4h ago edited 4h ago

she’s low key rectangular with big boobs just wears corsets a lot

downvote me all you want, it’s clear as day in the pink bathing suit scene lol

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u/kingkunta98 4h ago

I'll come get downvoted with you because you are 100% right. Sometimes I feel like I'm being gaslit into thinking she has this insane body lol. Beautiful woman none the less.

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u/gonz808 3h ago

with big boobs

the perfect distraction

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u/riotousviscera 2h ago

right?! you almost can’t even see the Whirlpool logo on her left shoulder

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u/PlaneSurround9188 4h ago

I prefer a cute more natural face to that whole fake model work done look

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 1h ago

Yeah Megan looks plastic and she also kind of looks mean.

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u/pocpocpocky 1h ago

yes, all those work done on her face and body… i much rather have someone “less attractive “ than someone that looks like a piece of plastic

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u/8Bit-Jon 4h ago

Are we talking 2009 or 2026 Fox?

The latter has had a lot of work done!

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u/Anschuz-3009 4h ago

Optimus Prime Era !!

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u/8Bit-Jon 4h ago

That model with the 2009 trim no longer exists.

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u/dialguy86 4h ago

trim- giggity.

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u/VelvetVioletss 3h ago

That was her peak era!

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u/can_i_get_a____job 4h ago

2026 Fox is not her prime

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u/One_Above_You 4h ago

This one

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 4h ago

PRIME MEGAN FOX

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u/Old-Ingenuity-8069 2h ago

Optimus Fox or Megan Prime?

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u/wolfbaron5 1h ago

Megantron

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u/Hicklethumb 4h ago

People can say what they want, but 17 years later she's still hot. She's had work done, but no amount of work can get your body into that kind of shape and tone without actually working out, eating right and balancing it with just the right amount of cocaine.

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 4h ago

This is what I'm saying! I mean I certainly doubt any of these dudes would kick her out of bed

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 4h ago

Idk how much more clear that can be

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u/ConstableAssButt 3h ago

2026 Fox looks like your average White House correspondent.

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 4h ago

Not that it matters but both versions are prettier than Sydney Sweeney.

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u/dreamdaddy123 4h ago

Apparently Megan’s face had the golden ratio before she fucked up her face

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u/jzeller71 4h ago

And the media tried to make both of them movie stars but funny enough people actually care of you can act or not and neither could carry a movie, however I’d argue at least Megan Fox did Jennifer’s Body and t has a following.

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u/Due_Grapefruit7518 4h ago

But also, Megan Fox kills it in New Girl. She was a surprisingly natural addition to how the cast was around each other!

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u/Solid_Snark 4h ago

Megan: “I hope you go into a coma and the Cubs win the World Series!”

Nick: “That’s the meanest thing anyone has said to anyone ever!”

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u/Larry-Man 3h ago

She also kills it in Jennifer’s Body. She could act. She got blacklisted for something on the transformers set iirc.

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u/red286 2h ago

She said that working with Michael Bay was a nightmare and compared him to Hitler.

It's worth remembering that at her screen test for Bad Boys II, Michael Bay had her dancing in a bikini and high heels under a waterfall. She was 15 at the time.

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 4h ago

Megan can act a little. 'Til Death is great too.

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u/ElGosso 4h ago

That's it's really more that Jennifer's body works well with the "hot bitchy girl" character that she can pull off than it is her performance in it. It's a sign of good casting more than it is good acting.

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 4h ago

Fox's sex appeal is something else

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u/__heroes_ 3h ago

this. I'm not a boobs guy so sydney doesn't do much for me, but megan's green eyes/black hair combo is something else

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u/EverythingSucksYo 2h ago

I like boobs but not enough to like a person with an ugly face just because they have nice boobs 

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u/allarmed-grammer 4h ago

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4h ago

It's the automatic cum cleaning mouth that sells it for me

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u/One-Earth9294 4h ago

Yeah it's hard to get in the nooks and crannies manually, and mold can build up and no one wants that.

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u/enadiz_reccos 3h ago

Yeah, without that what's the point

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u/NeatBeluga 3h ago

She looks like a long lost Kardashian

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 2h ago

Holy shit I knew there was something that looked eerie about those pictures and that's it. She's got that Kardashian taint about her in them.

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u/Difficult_Pen9813 4h ago

I didn't even know she had a face.

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u/Gen-Y-ine-86 4h ago

Sydney's eyes are so lifeless in pictures. It's like "Hellooo? Anyone home?"

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u/Ok-Hedgehog-4455 2h ago

I’m afraid her acting/ line delivery is equally…lifeless? Monotone? It kind of worked in The Housemaid though weirdly.

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u/sticklight414 4h ago

even in her prime megan fox went through a lot of cosmetic surgical enhancements

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u/Deathstriker88 3h ago

Neither one was ever the hottest, especially for ass guys. I guess they both fall under "hot chicks who can barely act, but they got their 15 minutes of fame." Actresses like Monica Bellucci, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Halle Berry during their primes were way hotter to me, and it felt like they had brains.

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u/DisasterBeautiful347 3h ago

I really only care about thick thighs and ass, so neither of these women do much for me.

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u/IchesseHuendchen 2h ago

Even as a teenager I did not understand the "hype" around Megan Fox. She's cute, but sexiest woman in the world who should cause every man to go gaga? I don't know about that.

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u/GuacamoleFrejole 3h ago

Sydney Sweeney without makeup is a Plain Jane.

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u/thebigpink 4h ago

Idk man Megan fox has way too pointy elbows

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u/DatDominican 4h ago

Didn’t she have toes for thumbs or something

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 4h ago

Stop omg this is one of my number one insecurities about myself and I always wondered if other people noticed that kind of thing 💀

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u/roostersnuffed 4h ago

Im really high rn and cant stop laughing at how that insecurity is playing out in my head.

You worried about some women sitting around talking shit "and dont get me started on that whore Brittany and her POINTY FUCKING ELBOWS"

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 3h ago

No legit, like that's exactly it lol. I bet some bitch has made fun of my elbows at some point esp when I was skinnier. Hating ass bitches will make fun of anything lol

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u/DateofImperviousZeal 3h ago

Bitch nearly punctured my lung bumping into me.

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u/Welpbub 3h ago

Elbows too pointy/10

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u/Egg2crackk 3h ago

Daily reminder... porn is free guys..

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u/looselyhuman 4h ago

Prime Megan was before the lip injections

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u/WetFishStink 4h ago

100% subjective. I think they both look like something haunts their soul.

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u/WaveOfTheRager 4h ago

Tbh sweeney has the face you know isn't gonna age well. Tits are preem though

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u/Dorphie 16m ago

Shell probably get that mar a lago face too. 

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u/NocNocturnist 4h ago

Why not both?

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u/Anschuz-3009 4h ago

What both? The pair or 2 individuals?

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u/NocNocturnist 4h ago

Why not all three?

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u/Areuexp 4h ago

Sydney has nicer thumbs too.

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u/Altruistic_Level_389 4h ago

Yeah, I remember someone mentioned Fox's thumbs and I was like, "can't be that bad." Then I saw a picture and was, "um, this might be a dealbreaker for me."

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u/RandAlThorOdinson 4h ago

I just now experienced that moment

I feel like I can get past it

I am however a degenerate whore

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u/CarefulArtichoke5627 2h ago

Her titties ain’t all that either Yeeeea I said it!

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u/Aldevo_oved 4h ago

why would i care about which one is better looking when both are equally unattainable

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u/IronRuler 2h ago

For gooning. It makes more sense to just enjoy whatever you enjoy though.

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u/hooka_pooka 4h ago

Is it me or Sydney Sweeny is a good eg of Butter Face?

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u/BackgroundLiving5118 4h ago

Big time. I’ve always thought this. She looks stupid 24/7. I cannot explain it.

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u/isntaken 3h ago

resting dumb face?

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u/14InTheDorsalPeen 4h ago

She would be a perfect playing Amanda Seyfried’s character in a Mean Girls reboot

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u/VictoryInMyMouth 4h ago

classic butterface needs to be uglier

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS 2h ago

Syndey's face looks like my neighbor who has Downs.

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u/GreenGardenTarot 2h ago

Close, she got Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

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u/Emotional-Smoke250 3h ago

One looks like they're smelling a fart and other looks like they got hit in the head with a Nerf football 40 seconds before the pic.

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u/Yabrosif13 4h ago

Ya, her face has that resting look that turns me off. Im never paying attention to her because of her face.

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u/whiskyandguitars 4h ago edited 3h ago

After spending time on Reddit, I feel like I am crazy for thinking Sydney Sweeney has a pretty face even without makeup on. I get that people like her figure a lot but I genuinely think she is really pretty overall. Maybe not all time gorgeous but she is far from "mid" in my personal opinion.

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u/IlSace 3h ago edited 3h ago

I think it's just that she's these years' sex symbol and so there are many people who have to tell you that she's mid (most of them out of jealousy, envy, contrarianism, disagreement for her opinions or other negative emotions I'm pretty sure).

She's gorgeous, she's got both a beautiful body and a beautiful face, and a beautiful smile on top of those. I think she can pull off the classic Hollywood beauty of the 50s as well as a modern look.

Her makeup isn't always the best imo, it's often overdone and she benefits from a more neutral/natural look in my opinion.

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u/whiskyandguitars 3h ago

You are correct about her makeup not always being great but even in the pictures people post where she has very little or no makeup on to try and prove she is mid or ugly, I think she is beautiful.

I think people on the internet definitely have a messed up perspective.

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u/bisquickball 3h ago

She is really pretty but her features were more valued in the 50s. It's weird to say but what we find attractive changes. She has the curved eyebrows and doe-y wide eyes of a classic 50s star. She's got some baby fat too. Again, classic feminity.

These days, straight, thick brows and almond shaped eyes are "in," alongside more thin and chiselled look. Back in the 50s, the hottest babes of today would've been called masculine

Good for you for liking what you like!

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u/whiskyandguitars 3h ago

That is an interesting way of putting it. I grew up on a steady diet of classic movies and TV shows from the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s so maybe that is why I think Sydney is beautiful.

I do love the doe-y eye look and she is very classically feminine and I am definitely attracted to that more "classically feminine" look.

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u/Redditor57078 2h ago

If she came out and said fuck Trump Reddit would be praising her as the most beautiful and talented actress of all time.  It really is that simple 

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u/Impressive-Thing-925 4h ago

Fox looks like a fake person where every aspect of her being was cut up by a surgeon, to make her look a specific way..

Sweeney has a human face so that might be the problem you're experiencing.One of them looks like a mask.The other looks like a human..

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u/LiamTheHuman 2h ago

I think you are just looking at her now. When she was younger she hadn't had all that work and when Sydney Sweeney is older she likely will too.

I totally agree that she looks fake currently though and it's off-putting. Transformers Megan Fox was so beautiful though.

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u/sploosh_macgavin 4h ago

C’mon, man. If it’s all about booba, I PRESENT TO YOU THE GOAT!

Sweeney ain’t got shit on Christina in any way.

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u/zertnert12 3h ago

Both got hired for the same reason

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u/Planetofthought 2h ago

Fox's midriff in 2008 was something to behold.

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u/nono3722 4h ago

ole megan got a nice boob job too

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u/mtbguy1981 4h ago

Sydney Sweeney looks special needs

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u/EverythingSucksYo 2h ago

I must be one of the odd guys because I don’t care how hot a woman’s body is if I don’t like her face as well. Which is why I’m able to say I’m not attracted to Sweeney at all and don’t understand her being famous just because she has nice boobs. 

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u/ThrowRAbluebury 3h ago

I'll take Sydney. She doesn't have the face of a hooker from a video game.

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u/Bardmedicine 4h ago

Sure, Fox has a huge lead at first. As you scroll down, Sweeney catches up, and then you get to Fox's thumbs and she falls way behind.