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[u/thejewishcasinoguy]

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[u/deepfriedanchorage]

[u/michael1026 → u/deepfriedanchorage]

The older I get, the smaller his wallet looks...

[u/Crazy__Donkey → u/michael1026]

[u/brookeashleyx → u/Crazy__Donkey]

My dads wallet looks like this and weirdly enough he looks exactly like Albert Einstein lol

[u/Astro_Blossom → u/brookeashleyx]

Maybe all these tiny wallets are secretly a sign of genius genes.

[u/Late_Blooomer → u/brookeashleyx]

Coming full circle

[u/SculptusPoe → u/michael1026]

I've regressed (progressed?). My wallet looked like that (bigger actually) from probably some time in the early 90s (middleschoolish) to maybe 2019. Now I have one of those wallets that only holds a stack of credit cards and has a money clip. (Looking at the clip, if I lost my wallet and saw that, I would think I found my old wallet(s). Same size, filled with papers, brown leather, everything. When one would finally give out, I bought another the same shape and color. )

[u/Momentarmknm → u/SculptusPoe]

I don't like the money clip, don't want to have to show whoever all the cash I might be carrying to find a certain denomination of bill

[u/PmMeYourBestComment → u/michael1026]

Funny, mine shrinks more and more. I rarely use it anymore nowadays

[u/finnjakefionnacake → u/PmMeYourBestComment]

same. i carry like 4 cards with me now, and no cash. everything else is unimportant / i can leave at home, or it's already on my phone (like insurance cards).

i imagine if you have a big family or something though, you might need to carry different things for different people.

[u/thecorrectloner → u/deepfriedanchorage]

I jumped into the comments expecting to see this!

[u/BatmanNoPrep → u/thecorrectloner]

[u/UMustBeNooHere → u/thecorrectloner]

Same. Love it when it explodes.

[u/ThatsMyDogBoyd → u/deepfriedanchorage]

There was no way this wasn't going to be top comment.

[u/alphadragoon89 → u/deepfriedanchorage]

The first thing I thought of when seeing this lol

[u/amoosedagoose → u/deepfriedanchorage]

youve got more cow here than here

[u/QuipOfTheTongue → u/deepfriedanchorage]

He's going to get that free tiger poster!

[u/Artegall365 → u/QuipOfTheTongue]

And that free guitar lesson!

[u/RickRossovich → u/deepfriedanchorage]

“I think I had a piece of hard candy in there.”

[u/Crazy__Donkey → u/deepfriedanchorage]

Thank god this sub allows gifs

[u/AboveGroundFool → u/deepfriedanchorage]

Well your good friend is morbidly obese.

[u/MuckRaker83 → u/deepfriedanchorage]

[u/Stuart22 → u/deepfriedanchorage]

They’d be better off with a European carry-all

[u/drainspout → u/Stuart22]

Like some kinda fancy-boy? I don't think so...

[u/burke3057 → u/deepfriedanchorage]

[u/eggsaladrightnow → u/deepfriedanchorage]

Because important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain. A plastic sleave for your comb and a wallet for your money

[u/three_donuts_per_day → u/deepfriedanchorage]

My first thought lmfao

[u/Cardfiend081 → u/deepfriedanchorage]

Show this card at any participating Orlando area Exxon station to get your free Save The Tiger poster.

[u/orangesfwr → u/deepfriedanchorage]

You've got more cow here 👛 👈 than here 👉 🍔

[u/miowmix → u/deepfriedanchorage]

You got more cow here than here

[u/ShoulderGoesPop]

At that point just get a bag/satchel/purse. Wtf

[u/HobbesNJ → u/ShoulderGoesPop]

It's a European carryall!

[u/obscureingressplayer → u/HobbesNJ]

[u/amd2319 → u/ShoulderGoesPop]

It’s not a purse, it’s European!

[u/DoctorJiveTurkey → u/amd2319]

Want me! Love me! Shower me with kisses!

[u/helladiabolical → u/ShoulderGoesPop]

Get that man a murse!!

[u/Tablefor1please9987 → u/ShoulderGoesPop]

[u/BigMax → u/ShoulderGoesPop]

I would argue it already is a purse, just without a carrying strap.

[u/masnosreme → u/BigMax]

I believe that’s called a “clutch.”

[u/Dry-Smoke6528 → u/ShoulderGoesPop]

0 chance they're using 99% of these. Probably just people going up to them "here's my card" and then they look on with horror as it is added to the collection.

[u/BlackSwanDelta → u/ShoulderGoesPop]

Indiana Jones had a satchel.

[u/Mrgray123]

I’d hate to think what their house looks like. I’m sure there’s a credit card from 1978 instead there that they’re holding onto just in case.

[u/Seigmoraig → u/Mrgray123]

Pretty sure they're holding on to the entire purchase history from that card in there too

[u/United-Amoeba-8460 → u/Seigmoraig]

Throw that away? Are you crazy? That’s a load-bearing receipt!

[u/Spicy_Antigen → u/United-Amoeba-8460]

This made me actually laugh

[u/Accomplished-Clue145 → u/Mrgray123]

That card is structural at this point.

[u/SucculentChineseMilk → u/Mrgray123]

[u/ImissMYslinky → u/SucculentChineseMilk]

Meanwhile my wallet...

[u/NecroCannon → u/ImissMYslinky]

The glory days of starting work and it was full of cash, then bills started and it became slightly full of cards and cash

Now it’s full of cards, all empty, this gif is all my bank accounts outside of my rent savings

[u/Chillpickle17]

“ No wonder your back hurts. You’re sitting on that filing cabinet.” 😆

[u/buttermelonMilkjam → u/Chillpickle17]

i squinted to make sure this wasnt my dad's wallet...

[u/givethekittykisses → u/Chillpickle17]

[u/thejewishcasinoguy]

I have another angle but not sure how to post it

[u/big_duo3674 → u/thejewishcasinoguy]

like this:

[u/Ktulu789 → u/thejewishcasinoguy]

Imgur.com and paste the link here 😃

[u/thejewishcasinoguy → u/Ktulu789]

https://imgur.com/a/9q0FY8u

[u/a_man_27 → u/thejewishcasinoguy]

How does he carry it? It can't be his pockets, right?

[u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING → u/a_man_27]

Bigger wallet.

[u/Ktulu789 → u/thejewishcasinoguy]

Holy shit! Look at the size of those holes! What does he carry in there? A paleontologist could find the missing link in it and a couple new undiscovered species for sure!

Thanks!

[u/HonorAndKittens → u/thejewishcasinoguy]

That's impressive and horrifying at the same time.

[u/GrapefruitCreative]

What? Do they carry it like a handbag? That thing don't fold.

[u/Horror_Personality49 → u/GrapefruitCreative]

Even if it folded it'd be even wider

[u/GrapefruitCreative → u/Horror_Personality49]

I didn't even think about that. They're doomed.

[u/ColtAzayaka]

If the IRS did traffic stops this guy would be able to answer any question about any transaction he's ever made lmfao.

"What did you buy on March 17th 1995?"

"Oh, here's a receipt and the debit card I used at the time. They put the points on this here blockbuster card" hahaha

[u/fender71983]

There was only 19 of this gif posted so I had to make it an even 20.

[u/Nope8000 → u/fender71983]

[u/ghostarmadillo]

infinite Costanza

[u/smilebig553 → u/ghostarmadillo]

I had to up vote them all. It made my day

[u/SucculentChineseMilk → u/ghostarmadillo]

[u/emergency-snaccs → u/ghostarmadillo]

it's georges all the way down

[u/Klin24]

meanwhile, mine

[u/Capnmolasses → u/Klin24]

[u/CarmenxXxWaldo → u/Klin24]

THIS ISNT COSTANZA

[u/Ssslytherin- → u/Klin24]

REAL

[u/Crazy__Donkey → u/Klin24]

Boooo

[u/Ometzu → u/Klin24]

It’s okay I’m certain 95% of the cards in that monstrosity don’t even work

[u/Humillionaire]

I came to the comments for one thing and I was not disappointed

[u/BurntNeurons → u/Humillionaire]

[u/beermaker]

MF has a punch card for horse shodding.

[u/Iitaps_Missiciv]

[u/BatmanNoPrep → u/Iitaps_Missiciv]

George was the original EDC guy at your office.

[u/Travisceral → u/Iitaps_Missiciv]

[u/Kingofhearts1206 → u/Travisceral]

[u/Srock9 → u/Travisceral]

[u/Cavalol → u/Srock9]

[u/Throwawei88 → u/Cavalol]

[u/wingmaneffect → u/Throwawei88]

[u/Iitaps_Missiciv → u/Throwawei88]

[u/vox4penguins → u/Iitaps_Missiciv]

[u/hendo_77 → u/vox4penguins]

[u/crankbot2000 → u/hendo_77]

[u/random_hero3 → u/crankbot2000]

[u/SucculentChineseMilk]

[u/hitheringthithering]

There's definitely a Blockbuster card in there somewhere.

[u/SucculentChineseMilk → u/hitheringthithering]

[u/FalloutDJK]

Boomer final boss.

[u/nilsmf]

I am sure there is a boarding card for a flight in 1989 in there.

[u/MangaMaven]

[u/TheRogueToad]

[u/Hello_This_Is_Chris]

[u/DonesticWaffles]

[u/quartzquandary]

[u/awsum43]

[u/h1storyguy]

Did you have to say “uhm..(int: Holy shit) would it be weird to ask for a picture of this?

[u/thejewishcasinoguy → u/h1storyguy]

I said I had to show my friend in the back office haha

[u/pocket267s]

Does anyone remember when George Castanza had that wallet? I’ll go find a pic…

[u/SucculentChineseMilk → u/pocket267s]

Haven’t seen it

[u/NemODevO → u/pocket267s]

[u/SattuSupari789]

[u/funundrum]

[u/SmugSchoolmaster]

[u/Arkham2015]

[u/NewJorkCityy]

[u/W0gg0]

[u/Fartimer]

[u/1ndomitablespirit]

"One day I may need this business card from a company that closed a decade ago!"

[u/Houtaku → u/1ndomitablespirit]

‘There ain’t no way that you met my cousin George Waller from Waller Construction!’

The wallet:

[u/LittleBoPeepsLamb]

[u/Loud_Surround5112]

That’s not a wallet, it’s a mobile filling cabinet.

[u/PineappleHamburders]

Man is still holding on to his paystub from the Titanic in there

[u/Voltaire_hs]

[u/beepbeepimajeep22]

[u/Cock_In_Cider]

[u/King-Vh]

[u/jollyjm]

[u/quitecreative]

[u/TheBigGalactis]

Jokes aside wtf are we even looking at? A couple of shoes that have been duct taped together? Like how is this practical in the slightest sense. Just open carrying it like a brick everywhere you go. Just get a purse at that point.

[u/Moretoesthanfeet]

Does he have the declaration of independence in there?

[u/hahnsolo1414]

Let me guess. They have a coupon for that? Just give them 30 minutes and they still won’t find it

[u/just-another-name-7]

I got sciatica just by looking at that.

[u/Decent-Weekend-1489]

Hoarder

[u/SucculentChineseMilk → u/Decent-Weekend-1489]

[u/MostTattyBojangles]

What in the george costanza wallet gif is happening here?

[u/Ill_Weekend231]

I think this might be a good one for r/absoluteunits

[u/sibewolf]

That’s not a wallet. It’s an old friend.

[u/holdingreen]

Honestly just get a purse at that point.

[u/Azaroth1991]

Just carry a purse at that point, sir.

[u/LoogyHead]

Tell me you’re a hoarder, without telling me.

[u/cwthree → u/LoogyHead]

Are we taking bets on whether or not his car is packed with miscellaneous trash and crap, too?

[u/pixiepants_]

My Grandfathers wallet was somewhere between this one and George Costanzas. It was well known.

He hasn’t seen his old tailor in nearly 20 years and I recently saw him and told him I was Franklin’s Grandaughter and used to frequent his shop while my Grandpa got fitted.

We reminisced about my Grandfather and then he goes “And I will never forget that wallet of his! We’d have to custom make his pockets in his suits just to fit it.I even remember you having to help him wedge it out of his pockets a few times!”

[u/TZguy27]

[u/a24boy]

[u/crimson-gh0st]

[u/Welcommentohail]

[u/Wrx_me]

[u/soupyjay]

I want to see his back pocket.

[u/rose_esor]

Wow when’d you meet my dad???

[u/Hopeful_Ad_7719]

Two cards short of a Rolodex and two papers short of a filing cabinet at the same time.

[u/AdmiralAwesome1]

Where was this photo taken cause I swear that’s my FIL

[u/No_Sense_7316]

George approves

[u/Podex]

[u/-ken-adams]

[u/Peletonleader]

[u/OGIBLP]

[u/gnarwalbacon]

[u/iiitme]

Does he keep it in his back pocket?

I’ve heard that thick wallets can hurt your lower back if you sit on them 8 hours a day 7 days a week. I’m serious

[u/DoughnutFit]

r/absoluteunit

[u/dubstepsickness]

The owner of this wallet should try doing the opposite

[u/Hihellotherehey]

[u/simple123mind]

George Costanza would like a word

[u/Stinja808]

Has this been crossposted to r/seinfeld yet?

[u/charcarod0n → u/Stinja808]

My first thought too was George’s wallet.

[u/HungryLobster257]

My guy is carrying Google Drive in his pocket

[u/Distinct-Ocelot-4364]

Dad wallet final boss

[u/supremeoverlord23]

[u/Ton_Jravolta]

[u/darthy_parker]

I can already imagine their home.

[u/weedtrek → u/darthy_parker]

Tbf, it doesn't always translate. Like i live in a sty, but my wallet is practically empty and in good condition, as assuming I ever find it in the sty.

[u/Ktulu789 → u/weedtrek]

Dude, look at that! There's cardboard in there! And things in bags! And plasticized stuff from the nineties or more!

[u/goosethebogwitch → u/darthy_parker]

It's completely empty because they keep everything in the wallet.

[u/Muay_Thai_Cat]

[u/trouser_mouse]

[u/Gregistopal]

[u/Nate_Myself]

[u/Chemical-Dealer-8288]

[u/RetiredTurdFarmer]

[u/DinosaurAlive]

[u/Suspicious_Sandles]

[u/Accelerator_311]

[u/ThingCalledLight]

[u/Timely_Help_4065]

[u/KillerKowalski94]

Damn you costanza

[u/AncientEldritch]

[u/homelesshyundai]

[u/pr1vatepiles]

[u/dont_know_me2000]

[u/Bos4271]

[u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13]

[u/LEDtakeover]

[u/Tyler97020]

[u/pocket267s]

Also, if you can’t duct it..

[u/iammostlylurking13]

That’s a lot of lettuce.

[u/Amplith]

George called…he wants his wallet back.

[u/Doomsday_Holiday]

[u/Senor_Valentino]

That’s a damn file cabinet at this point.

[u/Shaking-a-tlfthr]

Forbidden pita 🥙

[u/Love2Zooom]

That’s not a wallet. That’s a filing cabinet.